Bano

An ogre like cretin with an abnormally large head. Bano’s tend to enjoy making fun of other people when approached with the word “Saoirse”

Bano: ALRI BUD
Guy: Saoirse Bano!
Bano: Do you like being five foot four and still being in love with your ex!?

by Alribud April 12, 2019

Bano

A baby Banute. Often the baby sibling of a Banou.

Hey get over here Bano!!

by banutehaha June 18, 2018

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug June 18, 2007

Alex Banos

Alex Banos is a faceless, dreamy celebrity from lower Stevenson - think of them as John Doe of the arts.

"Did you see him in the play? He's a real Alex Banos."

by Leo Legavich September 11, 2022

banos

a bathroom missing the Spanish squiggly over the letter n

yo esse i need to use-o the banos

by DefNotBanos December 18, 2019

Poder the Bano

The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”

Hey Mrs. Garcia, I’m going to poder the bano and there ain’t shit you can do to stop me

by ThaudSpanishLessons June 8, 2022

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025