Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation

Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister

by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019

Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.

I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.

by 90noslenj October 21, 2008

Bankster

(n.) A parasite that consumes its own kind for binary code with a total disregard for the moral, ethical,physical or spiritual survival of its species as a whole or the habitat that supports it.
An anomaly of nature.

Banksters are running the government... Fines by the Department of Justice against banksters are a Tax Write off -- so they rip off the nation collapsing the economy by betting on and orchestrating its collapse, get bailed out at the cost of taxpayer money (16 trillion plus) and hundreds of thousands foreclosures (Land Grab), Get found out and are fined Billions for stealing Trillions and then get to write off the settlement fines against their US taxes.

by Shimyaza November 11, 2014

Banister

1. Receiving head (Having a girl suck your dick)

1. “Yo I need a bad bitch to gimme banister bro”

2. “Yo shawty got big banister son”

by Gangcorp January 6, 2018

Bangtern

An intern who has sexual intercourse with anyone who can help further their career.

The bangtern has no discernible talent or skills outside of her apparent willingness to stroke my boss' old man balls without vomiting, but we still hired her full-time after she graduated.

by Honey Holloway August 15, 2010

Banistered

To get ran over or knocked the hell out

E.J. banistered that little queer at football practice

by Big Marquell May 21, 2008

Banister

Describing something as mediocre.

Personally I think potatoes are pretty banister.

by buzzingwingz November 20, 2020