badgers head 

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

badgers head by mad dog February 25, 2004

Badgers Ball Bag 

The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person

See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.

Badgers Ball Bag by Phillip Coyne January 13, 2009

badgers nadgers 

Wildlife dogs bollocks. British.

That band are the badgers.

badgers nadgers by Auntie May 20, 2003

Badgers [badgerish] [badger] 

These are really a cult of lop haired lads who do not belong to the human species. They read gaming magazines and play on gameboy advances. They only people who understand them are those of the same species. They are so called because they ramble on at you about nothing in particular in 'badgerish', a language which sounds like this... 'hhhhhhhshshshhhhhhsssssshhhhhhhhhsssshhhhshshsssshhhssshhhsssshhhhhhsssssss

'Doyle'
'shut up badger!'

Badgers [badgerish] [badger] by MK December 19, 2003

Badgers Oven 

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

Badgers Oven by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

Ear Badgers 

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

Ear Badgers by BatDyke July 6, 2008

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014