baby dick

when the penis is smaller than the ball sac. It is if the penis never grew from when he was born but the ball sac did.
Small penis, big sac.

Girl 1: OMG, last night I was going down on Mike for the first time but I had to stop before it even began.
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He's got a baby dick no bigger than a jolly rancher.
Girl 2: Oh, that shit is tiny!!!

by Savage J October 26, 2007

baby dick

A small penis, no character, lacks substance, unable to pleasure a woman. Known to engage in homo sexual activity and are chronic punk ass bitches who whine and cry in public.

That baby dick punk don't know how to hustle or make a woman feel like pleasure.

by anonymous February 27, 2022

baby dick

(adj.) meaning ur dick and nuts put together wouldnt equal the size of a peanut.

kellen owings

by fucker February 11, 2003

Baby Dick

Someone with a very tiny penis like that of a wee child. These people generally are small in stature and have low self esteem. They cope with their illness by baby dicking others at Halo2.

That Baby Dick just stuck me with a plasma grenade.

by CAUDILL March 31, 2007

baby dick

a small penis. usually a turn off for girls and some men.

wes has a baby dick

by emicracker112 May 6, 2009

Baby Dick

Having a minuscule penis.
One who is lacking in the meat department. People who are racists often suffer from BABY DICK.

Ike, stop posting here, we all know you have a BABY DICK.
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HAHA, OMG.. Look at Ike's teeny tiny BABY DICK, it looks like a Lima bean.

by Look in the sky.. Black choppas are coming for you. September 15, 2006

Baby Dick

A penis that mimics one of a babies. usually only handled with two fingers or less for urinating or masturbation. a person living their life without ever pleasuring a women like David Licatta

Jeremy: Damn girl your mad tight
Girl: Oh I used to fuck Dave
Jeremy: Oh that nigga has a baby dick!

by panik718 October 8, 2011