B.A.F.W.T.F

Bored As Fuck Want To Fuck

Man come over baby I'm B.A.F.W.T.F

by MiaaMm July 2, 2012

B.A.F.

Stands for Best A**hole Friend. It's for when someone can sometimes be a complete d*ck to you but still be irreplaceable and are a great friend. You can't hold a grudge for too long. They're not gonna hurt you, they're just really hilarious with a dark sense of humor. Will get you through the tough times and help you with ACTUAL a**holes.

Person 1: That friend sucks! He's a terrible person!
Person 2: Nah, you don't get it. They're my B.A.F.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

T.F.S.A.F.B

Stands for two faced stupid ass fucking bitch.

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 8, 2019

N.F.I.B.A.F

The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

Person 1: Dude can you donate to the N.F.I.B.A.F
Person 2: Wtf is that
Person 3: The National Foundation of I’m Broke As Fuck

by SpacePrince25 October 24, 2017

w.t.b.a.f

W.t.b.a.f (aka Whoop that bitch ass Friday) when you getting ready to fight someone on Friday and you don’t want nobody to know 😵🤛🏾😂

“I’m catch her on Friday sooo get ready bc I’m finna w.t.b.a.f”

by Realbitch_factz March 8, 2019

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

H.A.B.F.N.A.R.

Have A Boner For No Apparent Reason

Is used to signal to anyone else who knows the term that you have wood for no reason. "Hey, H.A.B.F.N.A.R., right now!" (while in a room full of unknowing people)

by Michael Roarty April 3, 2007