B F E

Bum Fuck Egypt - the middle of nowhere or a really bad club.

"You gotta map? We're in the middle of B F E!" "I'm outta here - this is B F E."

by bb June 20, 2006

B.F.G.

Big Fucking Gun. A POWERFUL munitions device seen mainly in Hollywood action and science-fiction movies, first sighted in possession of Colonial Marines in James Cameron's epic "Aliens" (1986); now seen in almost every dark-themed science-fiction or action film since. Dark, hulking, made of questionable metal alloys that do not exist yet. Fires: plasma, explosives, Big Fucking Bullets, anything it fucking well feels like.

Also seen in various anime films.

A popular user option in "Doom", and used vigorously in the feature film version of the game. Other names: Standard-Issue Big Gun, S.I.B.G., Big-Ass Gun, B.A.G., copwaster. For more details, visit Wikipedia entry "Aliens" (motion picture), and see paragraphs devoted to weapons created for and seen in the film.

Strongly desired by Daily Show host Jon Stewart, who during a "Doom"-related TDS interview with The Rock, claimed that he "got a hard-on" after temporarily gripping a B.F.G.; The Rock verified that Stewart indeed did get an erection after holding the weapon. Such is the power of the B.F.G.. If a B.F.G. can give Jon Stewart a hard-on, you would be wise not fuck with it.

"You get in my face, I will so waste your hillbilly ass with this B.F.G.."

or

Seen used in "Aliens" by Private Vasquez immediately following the line, "LET'S ROCCCCCCK!"

by Brandywine September 19, 2006

B F D

Big Fuckin' Deal

sarcastic term to describe an overly hyped event which would be as exciting as, for example, crash-out-city, or a fester-val

"Oh, that sounds like a real B F D ",

origin, band ACDC's song 'TNT', with BFD substituted in the chorus and sang in response at a festers' ridiculous comment:
"That's kinda like a B. F. D. -a Big Fuckin' Deal !

by Zack Bathory March 26, 2008

B.F.A.

"Blank Firing Adapter" an ugly orange painted device that is fixed to end of your M-16 restricting the gas flow from the blanks out the barrel so that your weapon will cycle as per live rounds. Without the gas blowback created by a real bullet travelling through the barrel, the weapon will not function. So when firing blanks, you must use these to make the weapon cycle properly. If you do not restrict the gas flow with this you will have to fire one blank at a time and manually eject the casing!.

Make sure your b.f.a. is secured properly over the flash suppressor, that could be why your weapon is not cycling in this training exercise!

by CISO May 20, 2007

B.F.E.

B.F.E.: Bum Fucked Egypt

Damn! We're all the way out in the middle of B.F.E.

by Snicklesnorf October 2, 2008

B.F.M.I.

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.

I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

by Kgill August 23, 2005

b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

bestest friend ever in the whole world

you are my b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

by edgfrgrth November 8, 2010