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band-hater

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v.// A person who will tell everyone on the planet that a band is overrated, untalented, composed of hacks, and other such negative comments. Whether or not the person has actually heard the band does not matter, for the band hater finds pride in putting down musical talent, no matter how good or bad.
You know, I've never really heard Teddy listen to music, but I was listening to Korn yesterday and I found out that Ted's a real band-hater
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band hair

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hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.
Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.
by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009
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Rock Band Head

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Much like Road Head, Rock Band Head consists of a blow job while the receiver is playing an instrument of the popular game Rock Band (i.e. drums, guitar, bass, vocals).
"Dude, I was on Expert playing 'Pinball Wizard' and she got down and gave me Rock Band Head."
by Stangmuff February 12, 2009
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band hopper

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a person (usually female) who has a one night stand with one member of a band, then proceeds on to the next band and has a one night stand with one of their members, and so on.

a groupie, who hops from band to band.
"Dude, she got with that guy from Chelsea Grin, then that guy from Hermione, then that guy from Inn Hell! She is such a band hopper!"
by lolmustaches January 1, 2010
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band hopper

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A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.
" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "
by fag9001 March 24, 2017
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band hussy

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similar to a groupie and name droppers, these are people who are interested in bands and become obsessed-like, and only want to, and only try to hang around with those who are in a band, so that they become "cool by association" pretty lame but you do get them.
oh my god she is such a band hussy
by janine April 18, 2004
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Band Hag

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Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.
That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!
by Hayley January 17, 2005
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