Abertridwr

Abertridwr is the greatest town in Wales, hands down. The short name for Abertridwr is Aber and is Commonly mis-pronounced as “Aa-ba”, however in the welsh accent it is actually pronounced “Are-ber”. Abertridwr also produces the greatest food in all of Caerphilly, with a kebab shop, Chinese shop, the chippy and sam’s grill house, it is untouchable. Abertridwr owns the bronze artwork, which is the perfect landmark to sit by whilst eating your doner kebab from the kebab shop. The final thing about Abertridwr is the park. Named “Aber park” the park owns the local library and also, the football (soccer) club.

Person 1 : Hey, what’s up butt? You wanna go Abertridwr park after school?
Person 2 : yeah! that’s the best park in Caerphilly!

by Wales_123 February 29, 2020

Crime-Alert

Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.

Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.

by PolarBearHunter002 November 17, 2010

banger alert

When a dope ass song comes on you shout this out

When someone turns on that new hit by 21 Savage
"BANGER ALERT!"

by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019

Amber Alert

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.

Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.

by g-diggity June 1, 2006

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When you're bored as fuck and you don't have a qwerty or qwertz keyboard.

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by madarchod19283 February 6, 2018

Fox News Alert

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.

"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"

by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

Ayette

Ayette's are very very gorgeous. They definitely have very curly hair. Although some people think that their sibling (s) are adorable, Ayette somewhat thinks they are annoying AF! Ayette's are mostly whole-some memes who love 'tik tok' but are certainly mature and sensible. She is very sociable and makes friends with #everyone. Ayette is a name from Old French Origin. Ayette's are often part German or have a black background. Everyone loves Ayette because she is such a meme-star! She is great with friends, (that's why she has amazing and beautiful friends indeed.) Never ever, I mean never let go of an Ayette because they are keepers and funny AF!

1 friend: "Haha, I can't get rid of that joke she told me."

2 friend: "Who, huh?"
1 friend: "That girl, Ayette, haha, she's a legend."

by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 20, 2019