argophile

A highly productive but lethargic person. Someone ironically capable of quickly completing work even though s/he generally dislikes doing them in the first place.

"Sean's been complaining about this job for years. I barely see him work and yet he still gets paid in full!? Why haven't we fired him yet?"
"He's an argophile; he never missed a deadline, he hasn't hurt the company, and that works for me."

by JMcdo November 27, 2021

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 12, 2004

autopilot off

A rad band. Check them out at Warped this year!
also: APO

I saw Autopilot Off and they were rad

by holly June 27, 2004

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 25, 2011

Autochill

It's like Netflix and chill but you don't have Netflix and any partner... It's just you, yourself and...you.

I'm alone at home and I'm getting bored. Ok let'a have some autochill!

by Biggirls October 7, 2016

autopilot

The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in

Not quite sure how i got home last night... I must have been on autopilot

by Pipboy_3000 April 9, 2008

Autopilot

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend

Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!

by Buckassmurdoch August 25, 2013