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Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.
1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008
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Automatic Yes

Dude - Tom asked Linda is she wanted to play Conker, and Linda gave him an automatic yes.

Dude #2 - Totally! Who doesn't love that little drunk squirrel?

Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.

Dude #2 - Did you just quote a Wikipedia article?

Dude - Yeah...

Dude #2 - What has search overload done to us!?!
by OMGItsJackieChanLOL November 7, 2009
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Automatic Clasitionata

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!
by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009
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automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012
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automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?
Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
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automatic wet pussy

When you get a girl pussy wet without even touching her
When I looked Jessica into her eye and whispered something naughty into her ear i gave her an automatic wet pussy.
by Jacobcook34211 February 12, 2017
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