The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.
1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.
by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008
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Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.
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They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock
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Dude, she's got kids?
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