Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

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Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.

Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?

by cafiend March 27, 2008

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something done automatically with limited self-awareness

It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

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autopilot slut

a girl who flirts and leads on almost every guy she talks to, whether she means to or not.

"jen, why were you flirting with my boyfriend?"
"i didn't mean to! it's not my fault, i'm an autopilot slut"

by emx15 January 1, 2012

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Video Game Autopilot

When you are playing any video game without really thinking about what you're doing.

You can tell if someone is in Video Game Autopilot if they repeatedly do the same thing over and over, making them ridiculously easy to kill in Call of Duty.

You tend to reach the deepest levels of Video Game Autopilot when you're high as balls.

by puertorican120 July 20, 2012

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