Autesticle

U have an a vagina and ball sack which you use as a window

Autesticle haha

by Joebidensimp September 14, 2021

fabulously authentic

Being amazingly and extraordinarily unique to oneself. Being yourself but doing so with glamour.

Person 1: “Melinda is so fabulously authentic because she’s the only one with a stank face and a tilted tiara.”

Person 2: “Wow! She’s so fabulously authentic *heart eyes*

by RosegoldTiara November 20, 2020

Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 22, 2012

Autextic

(n)An individual suffering from autextism.

In local news an autextic teen was half eaten by rats while having an argument with his girlfriend.

Autextism has been the cause of three disabiltating injuries and four deaths so far this month.

by Castor Nox Bellator May 3, 2009

AuthenticKam

A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.

Guy 1: Who tf are you?
AuthenticKam: A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.

by AuthenticBob December 26, 2020

authenticate [authentik8]

the act of making certain that which is shadowy, eclipsed or pixilated

I cannot yet authenticate authentik8 your recent posts

by k8northoakland February 2, 2009

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015