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autostraddle

Autostraddle (sometimes abbreviated as ASS or A/S) is a website for women of non-hetero orientations that features articles and images on different topics that are of concern to non-heterosexual women such as gender politics, feminism, sexuality, gay rights, etc.
The term itself is something of a joke to its readers which is essentially straddling something or someone, or humping said object/individual.
Person 1: I found the BEST article about being genderqeer on Autostraddle today! It was so informative.
by VeganSunShine August 18, 2011
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Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting
Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor
by R4N$1 J4N35 January 26, 2011
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Autoshot

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.
by Oroka August 4, 2009
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Autosexual

Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)
Damn, I just sprouted a big rubbery looking in the mirror. I must be getting autosexual.
by sum lanj? February 4, 2009
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autosexual

Someone who has sex with only himself or herself.
Unwilling to risk STDS, yet having not given up completely on life, she has been an autosexual since her divorce.
by mzcoyote May 24, 2010
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autoscrobble

The act of letting your music player run unattended in order to increase your Last.fm play-count without actually listening to anything.
Cav autoscrobbled all night while he was asleep.
by Eriic December 26, 2007
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autosage

A word that means that a thread has hit its bump limit.
Kind of a clever way of saying that all new posts are automatically saging the thread, no options.
This term was used on a dead imageboard called krautchan, probably other spin-offs imageboards are using the term aswell.
lmfao, the thread just autosaged let's create a new one.
by MrAsscrack October 28, 2018
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