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autometalogolex

The definition of "autometalogolex" is "the act of looking up the definition of this word".
by aloonymouse December 22, 2017
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Automagic

A technology that works but is too complicated to explain or understand
When you click on the send b utton your email goes to the recipient. It's automagic
by Dan December 19, 2003
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Automolested

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.
I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.
by The Biggie Smalls March 26, 2011
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automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.
After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.
by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012
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Automac

Tthe art of not letting a girl go by without making a pass at her.
"Man dude you were on automac last night."
by Chris Fasl February 18, 2003
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automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?
Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
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automagically

Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you.

This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late 1940s.
"The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to produce an executable."
by Biohertz January 30, 2003
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