St.Augustine CHS

A school located in the most Asian place on earth, Markham. A place where Asian do drugs, but we have half nerds half Autistic. The school has been taken over by Asians, and we only speak chinglish. Math is our #1, but our average is around 70%. We are better than any other school in Markham, The Nerds goes to Harvard, and The Autistic cant even finish grade 9. we have the useless program in the world, is called laptop program. which is full of chinks and like 0.000001% white.

ALLAH: Why is there Egyptians in St.Augustine CHS?
AKUBAR: IDK, we hav to eliminate all the chinks by bombing them.

by The Markham Chink January 9, 2019

St. augustine prep

kick-ass school that pretty much beats every other school in every sport. including eustace in ice-hockey. those bitches got nothin on us, oh yea, st augustine boys also get more girls than anyone.

st. augustine prep is the best school ever.

by brg-jb July 30, 2008

auguste

the best guy ever he is the best everyone loves him
especially good at rugby.

person 1:hey do you know auguste?
person 2: yeah great guy very good at rugby.

by the month October 27, 2019

augustino

i very funny person who loves pulling jokes on her gf and likes to do sexy things to his or her gf he also loves sweets so if you wanna get with a person named augustino get him some candy

girl omg look at augustino today i heard if you buy candy for him he might end up liking you

by toyko_smash September 14, 2021

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

by euniceee July 18, 2006

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020