Rohan: Augustas isnt here he's ruining family game night again
Kodie: he's probably out "teaching kids basketball"
Kodie: he's probably out "teaching kids basketball"
by Tha gamer October 16, 2019
Get the Augustas mug.Town located just over the border of South Carolina, only filled with drunkards, idiots, drama-starters, prostitutes, junkies, and other assortment of people that suck ass. Only people that are unintelligent don't know to get the hell out of the town, and the people that do should be awarded with a Noble Piece Prize.
Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.
Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.
Dude 1: "So where did you go over break?"
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."
by EAceofspades February 26, 2011
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Crappy little city that thinks it is so great due to the Augusta National golf course. Most of the population is four generations inbred. These people are so ignorant, that they don't really understand how stupid they really are. the other part of the population are people who moved there and cannot afford to leave due to the shitty third world wages.
There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.
Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.
This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!
Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!
I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.
There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.
Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.
This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!
Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!
I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.
by Get me outta here September 20, 2012
Get the Augusta mug.Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).
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Get the Augustana University mug.One of the most fucking boring and average towns in existence,but if you’re looking to party it’s the place to be. Class of 2021.
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by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020
Get the Augusta Flatlander mug.A Small town across the Georgia-South Carolina border. Often Confused with Augusta, Georgia, the place they hold the masters every year, North Augusta is Actually in SC. One of the oldest cities in the state, established in 1872, it is the pride of SC, along with Aiken. It is also the second city of SC. Generous souls, and pretty much no type of ghetto ( There are bad people everywhere, I'm telling you ) You could say North Augusta is a type of paradise.
Guy 1: You in North Augusta yet?
Guy 2: I've been here for about 3 months, but I've been watchin the sun set ever since, so I didnt get to call you. Hot babes here man, Hot babes.
Guy 2: I've been here for about 3 months, but I've been watchin the sun set ever since, so I didnt get to call you. Hot babes here man, Hot babes.
by G3N3S1S December 24, 2010
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