August 31

This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.

Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst

August 31 by tyler88829 March 16, 2021

August 31

National kiss your crush day

Ooh today is August 31 you should go kiss your crush

August 31 by Ty08 August 31, 2022

August 31

It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!

Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31

August 31 by Ofinmydixk August 31, 2022

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

August 31, 2009 by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

August 31, 2004 by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R 

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

31 August

Give this man/woman the biggest hug ever because they are sexiest

Damn, Jacob is born on 31 August, he's sexy asf.

31 August by 31 august March 31, 2021