Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

All Known Laws of Aviation

The law of physics that says a bee shouldn’t be able to fly

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

by Leesbra July 21, 2021

Doodle Jump addiction (DJA)

Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular iPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .

Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jump addiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..

by Salem k April 21, 2010

region band auditions

An attempt to humiliate and test the mental stability of band students by putting them in high pressure situations and forcing them attempt to play etudes that have negative effects on the students physical and/or mental well-being.

The presdident can't be under that much stress, it's not like he has region band auditions or anything.

by bandbandbandbandband December 12, 2010

torrent addiction

associated with the need to download anything associated with torrents such as movies, music, pictures, or anything that you want or need to download.

Wow he feels the need to download anything and everything using torrents he has a severe torrent addiction

by BigZeb December 22, 2010

addiction

a compulsive habit that people obtain through repitition.

Eric: Why can't people stop smoking. It isn't that hard. They should have some self control.

Mark: Eric, if its that easy then stop masterbating!!!

Eric: (silence)

Room: (laughing hysterically)

by C. Love July 20, 2004

addiction addict

A weird addiction to any/all programs, documentaries, e.t.c. featuring the sad existences of drug, alcohol, sex, OCD's, and any other addict.

"Man, we need to do an 'intervention' on Bill; All he ever talks about is "Intervention" or "Hoarders." "What an addiction addict!"

by BoiseBoltfan April 27, 2010