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Walmart alumni

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.
Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.
by automaticwpn December 19, 2010
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Dirty Autumn

Hot MILF who wears sundresses and always flirts then acts like she doesn’t know what she is doing.
Dayum Lawrence see that dirty Autumn over there can’t wait to rake her leafs. Yum!
by Lcmtriathlete May 24, 2019
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autumn surprise

When kids walking home from the bus stop frolic and wrestle in the fallen leaves that have been raked to the curb also find the dog shit that was raked up.
I had dog shit caked in my hair from the autumn surprise in front of Mrs Jones house. Fuckin' dachshunds!!
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
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Autumn Hintz

She both Hellfire and Holywater.

She has a heart of gold. But break her trust, you'll see a dark side. She a warrior who will do anything to protect the ones she loves. Having her on your side. Makes you the luckiest. Don't ever flip her bitch switch. She is ONE OF A KIND.
Why can't you just be an Autumn Hintz.
by @Savage_Goddess420 July 10, 2021
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Autumn

Autumn is a very exotic type of female. She has a mystery to her which people love. She tends to be flirty but never easy. She knows her boundaries and has a great intuition.
Guy: Wow she is amazing
guy2: she must be a classified autumn
by AudrieOdai October 16, 2008
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Autumn

Autumn is one beautiful girl. She knows where her loyalties lie and who she is. Someone who has met a girl named Autumn will never forget her. She is the best friend anyone could have. And is the nicest girl for life.
Girl 1: Autumn is my best friend!
Girl 2: She is such a good friend I know, right?
by BeYou:) June 7, 2018
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autumn

Autumn's are brunettes with big brown beautiful eyes and freckles. Tend to be a little pale with there rose colored cheeks. They are shy at first, but once you get to know them they are a total different person. She is sweet and nice, but loves to have a good time. She loves to hang out and cuddle.

They tend to have a nice shaped body to fit there dimples. They tend to look better the older they get. Are usually spoiled and popular at there school. She tends to go for guys name Sam and she loves the nice weather. She tend to be (YOFO) which means only famous online, but she hopes to be more than that.

She is a great friend, but a better girlfriend. She is always there for you and always understand. She never back stabs. She loves to have a boyfriend taller than her because they usually get no taller than 5'4. She loves to take pictures and dance, but at the end of the day she wants to cuddle with her man who she adores. She tends to be very sexual and funny, too.

If you ever meet an autumn you better keep her because she won't come along again.
"Hey do you think I should talk to autumn?" Guy 1

"No, bro. She is taken by Sam and he will kill you." Guy 2

"Ok.Bro, but one of these days I will meet up with her again." Guy 1.
by damnimsmart July 28, 2012
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