Astrodot

An astronaut made up of dots..

After coloring the dots, I realized that it was an astrodot.

by Alberta Einsteiny October 18, 2009

astrojudge

When you judge someone:

1) Based on their astrological sign
2) Based on information in their astrological chart
3) Because they don't know the time of their birth, therefore precluding #2 because you can only type in "noon" when typing their birth information into your electronic astrology database.

1) "Ugh, Becky is such a Capricorn. She's always going after men who have money. I know I shouldn't astrojudge her, though."
2) "Not to be astrojudgey but my hook up has Moon Square Saturn in his astro chart. Can you say emotionally unavailable?"
3) "I can't believe that asshole doesn't know the time he was born. Not like I would waste my energy astrostalking him, anyway, but I'll astrojudge him a little."

by mcfarland genna June 18, 2018

astrodump

An astrodump must be done using a public restroom with private stalls. You climb up to the top of the stall, hang off with pants down and drop a bill cosby aiming for the toilet bowl

Last night i took an astrodump at the mall, and it landed on the floor

by James gold December 31, 2018

Astrodex

Someone who is a very smart smarty, likes to ramble about interesting topics but gets embarrassed and apologies. Also likes to fighted wiggly worms. Astrodexs tend to drop their phones multiple times on “accident”

what a hot astrodex

by asadsap December 6, 2020

Astrodex

Someone who drops their phone constantly but then says it was an “Accident” just got make you laugh

You’re like an Astrodex, always dropping your phone

by asadsap December 6, 2020

Astroderping

When a company uses fake accounts to make it seem like regular people support their corporate political positions but the people posting are too stupid not to get caught.

Did you see all the fools astroderping for Amazon recently? Similar to astroturfing except the people posting are too dumb to get away with it.

by luminol1 March 30, 2021

Astrud Aurelia

Astrud Aurelia is a contestant on season 4 of The Boulet Brothers Dragula. She is the best punk rock, musician drag queen of all time and the best lizard impersonator out there. She might be a little bit bananas but thats why we love her. She is a member of the Dahl Haus in Phoenix, Arizona and the drag daughter of Dahli.

"Omg is that Astrud Aurelia", "Yes did you know that she is the best lizard impersonator out there"

by Astrud Aurelia Lover November 23, 2021