astronormer

A person who sets norms for what is or is not a planet, a star, a galaxy, dark matter, etc.

At a 24 August 2006 international meeting of Earthling astronormers, it was voted that Pluto is not a planet. After the news reached Pluto (several hours at the speed of light), a hastily called meeting of the Plutonian Astronormical Society unanimously proclaimed that Earth is dirt, and that Earthlings are full of worse than that.

by John Canu November 3, 2006

astronemsis

The act of fondling your scrotum.

"Dude why are your nads being astronemsis?"

by antwan dwatamezene June 13, 2008

Astroenterologist

An astrologist who tells you that you are going to have problems with digestion.

Astrologist: "So, according to the position of moon in fifth house I think you'll be having some problems with digestion next few weeks!"
You: "Wait a minute! Are you an astrologist or an astroenterologist?"

by JovaBL April 7, 2011

Aproneer

The person wearing an apron

George is the aproneer

by Drenny December 7, 2017

Astroderping

When a company uses fake accounts to make it seem like regular people support their corporate political positions but the people posting are too stupid not to get caught.

Did you see all the fools astroderping for Amazon recently? Similar to astroturfing except the people posting are too dumb to get away with it.

by luminol1 March 30, 2021

astronamer

Some idiot who can’t spell astronomer

“I’m going to be an astronamer.”

“It’s astronomer dumbshit.”

by Pinnacleidiot4269 November 14, 2021

Astroweeken

A person who eats cookie douch and double chocolate and cries later and is danced upon by the gremlins of the high dynasty

Colin: wow u see that astroweeken she swallow and chew that double chocolate in a gulp!

by Wowsaharadesert March 8, 2022