asteriks

Incorrect pronounciation of the word 'asterisk'. Use of the word 'asteriks' is a result of the USA's substandard education system.

Jim: Hey Lou, what's that star thingy called that you get from pressing SHIFT + 8?

Lou: an asteriks

Jim: Aha! I knew you were a dumbass.

by Stupid Lou September 30, 2006

astereotypical nerd

Someone who fits the nerd description in that the person in question is socially inept and has obscure interests, however he/she does not have the typical nerd appearance. Instead, he/she is fairly attractive and doesn't scream nerd right away.

-You see that girl over there?
-Yeah, she's hot!
-She's also the owner of the most popular Star Wars RPG online.
-Wow... talk about your astereotypical nerd!

by Almighty Doomed Guardian of Doom April 21, 2005

Asteroid

A miniature robotic vessel that enters through the anus>
pronounce Ass-Droid

That asteroid was very uncomfortable in an interesting way.

by Super Ditsydus July 7, 2010

Raphael Alterio

To be gay and super gay and very very gay and gayer than a rainbow.

You are a Raphael Alterio.

by SUperbigdick May 22, 2018

asterisking

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

by mbp March 28, 2005

Hoth Asteroid Field

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.

Related: Hoth Space Slug

by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004

Asteroid Fantasy

A name for a person who has a resume for being fired all the time and sits on the computer all day searching for upcoming asteroids that might hit the earth, conspiracy theories of complete bullshit and proof of ghosts and aliens, etc. often tries to explain it to you over loud music that rattles the windows. Dont ask this person for anything because the answer is always ''no!''

Tuesday, 2:30 a.m.

Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow! Vatican struck by lightning hours after Pope resigns!"
Someone: "cool, turn the fuckin music down dude I can barely hear myself talk, let alone you!"
Asteroid Fantasy: "I'm fuckin mind blown!" (turns the music down and takes a drink of beer) "Can I get a hit? it's been a long stressful day and a hit would be wonderful right now."
Someone: (sighs) ya... here... just don't burn it all (hands him the pipe thinking about how lame that excuse to get a hit was)
Someone else: "Can I have a smoke?"

Asteroid Fantasy: "No!" (hits the pipe)
Someone: "I'm goin to bed"
Asteroid Fantasy and Someone else: "Goodnight man see you in the morning."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow look at this!" (clicking on his computer)
Someone: "It was an Asteroid Fantasy ladies and gentlemen" (as if he were talking to a crowd of people while on a podium to make fun of him before going to sleep)
Someone Else: "Haha!" (backs up Someone with another quote) "Good morning this is Asteroid Fantasy with breaking news..."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Whatever" (turns the music back up while Someone tries to go to sleep)
Someone Else: "Ya I hope the neighborhood likes this song or if not the sheriffs might like it if we are lucky"

by Dirt Bikes and Glass Pipes April 3, 2013