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asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.
Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade
by Caitie D March 19, 2008
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assrape

What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman
Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape

If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape

Go Justice! Go Assrape!
by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010
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assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
by Turtlittle September 27, 2013
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assrape

to get totally scammed or taken advantage of
Holy shit, it's ten bucks to get into the new Tomb Raider movie? What a total assrape.
Your boss jypped you overtime? Holy assrape.
by d July 27, 2003
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assrapery

The act of forcing anal sex.
The new full-body orange coveralls provide prisoners with a deterent (though not a cure) to assrapery.
by Eroneous Negroneous October 3, 2008
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Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.
I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.
by Red Fleming June 29, 2011
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Assymptote

A friend you have always been close to, and continue to get closer to every day, but you will never date them, because they are an ass.
A: "Hey, you and C should date!"
B: "Nah, I like them, but they're an assymptote"
by RowdyDiversion June 5, 2016
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