asspurgers syndrome

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

by banoslibre September 7, 2014

Asscut

A hairstyle used by the famous Ken Doll. Usually an insult unless you are aiming for this abnormally gelled hairdoo.

Bobby: Yo dude.
Joe: Hey man. Uhh......nice asscut *laughs histerically*.
Bobby: Shut up!! I hate you! My mom made me get it *buries face in hands*

by ♥ The Crusty Barbie2716 ♥ May 16, 2010

assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

asspundit

A political analyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views.

Sean Hannity's views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an asspundit.

References both the tradition of using the word "ass" to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.

by gabriel gryffyn April 27, 2007

Asspuff

when a curly haired person brushes their hair and the hair isn't ringlets anymore, but instead a giant puff of hair around the head.

"Oh man, I have such a big asspuff today."

by EJA123456789 January 28, 2012

asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 29, 2020