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Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
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assophobia

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.
the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in
by banana dude November 2, 2019
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Aliphobic

dude one: bro ali is so ugly

dude two: that’s aliphobic
by xxalicakexx July 29, 2021
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Akiphobic

Basically when you're being rude or harassing anybody called "Aki" (Totally not directed at anybody).
People can also call you an Aki too haha
Random: Ew you're literally an "Aki"
Random 2: STOP BEING AKIPHOBIC
by theonlyoneforveron April 4, 2022
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assaholic

A term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the ass. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples asses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction
"Teresa is a major assaholic"
by Grey (Clitmaster) September 21, 2004
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Assoholic

Someone, be it male or female, who is addicted to being an asshole 24/7. As if they get off on making others feel miserable. They take pride, have bragging rights and stories only tollerable after a few beers on your own, of their assoholic ways.
"Did you meet Michael tonight, isn't he such an assoholic?!?!
by SaRaHeVe March 29, 2011
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assoholic

Self absorbed, abusive, infantile, narcissistic, loud, selfish, intimidating, incapable of admitting error or taking responsibility ...(everything wrong is someone else's fault), rude, mean spirited, cruel, deceptive, phoney, con artist, cowardly...yet aggressively bullying, jealous, possessive and superficially dominant.

There are blatantly obvious dumb assoholics...some of which wind up in jail......but the more clever ones are skilled at finding victims and they gravitate towards positions of power...where they try to establish personality cults around their peculiar pathology.
Many people in prison are assoholics....but so are many people who have risen to the top of our private and public sectors.
by Nickie Newark March 4, 2014
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