aspergineering

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!

Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.

by mark tinley October 22, 2007

asserole

A frozen dinner that, when nuked, smells like ass.

"Dude, what's he cooking for lunch, an asserole??"

"Yeah, I don't know how he eats that crap!"

by foosau May 29, 2005

asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

half-assery

The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.

Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!

by Uganda2 March 9, 2009

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

Asspee

When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.

OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!

by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009