The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.
Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."
Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."
Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."
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Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!
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Steve: God, Jared will do ANYTHING to get ahead. He is so in to assholatry.
Steve: God, Jared will do ANYTHING to get ahead. He is so in to assholatry.
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A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.
A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.
I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.
No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.
No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.
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