Assleate

An Assleate is a male that does not participate in sports but gets booty on a consistent basis.

Guy 1: hey man did you see Charlie try and kick that ball? So funny.
Guy 2: yeah he's no athlete but damn did you see that girl with him?
Guy 1: oh yeah most definitely an assleate.

by Hstonesnap August 29, 2014

AssFlag

Alternative spelling Ass Flag or Assflag. Short for the game "Assassin's Creed: Black Flag", of the series also known as Ass Sass for short.

Assassin's Creed Origins is the best game in the series since AssFlag.

by felixh December 19, 2017

Assflake

Happens to be an amazing s/o, sooo sweet and nice and cute and funny annnd yeah

Assflake is everything you could ask for in a partner!

by Asshair__huge June 15, 2021

assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

Assflap Dicky Douche

Jen.

Jen is an assflap dicky douche.

by PL4TYPU5 December 6, 2023

Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.

“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”

by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025