Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

assplotion

when your cat's ass explodes in the litter box.

Fluffy has had yet another assplotion!

by witchBri January 8, 2015

Astulation

(Pronounced Aschuhlayshun)
The process of physically turning yourself into a cat

Ay dude, are you sure you wanna get an astulation?

by lebadumadi December 21, 2017

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022

assumation

An assumation is when you accuse someone of something, w/o knowing if its a fact

stop making assumations about him, you've never talked to him before

by Davide____0 November 3, 2022

Adflation

The act of increasing the length of un-skippable ads on streaming services.

Damn, the adflation of YouTube is out of control these days.

by Peppsickle December 13, 2023

Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026