by #yeah August 1, 2012
Get the Bad-Asserymug. The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.
Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!
by erincleveland October 25, 2009
Get the Pretend Bad asserymug. An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."
He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.
by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009
Get the Scale of Kick-Asserymug. by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024
Get the Half Asserymug. "what kind of assery" is what you say when you get fucking bonaventura in a 100k pack on fifa (I did)
by ollycoly April 22, 2020
Get the what kind of asserymug. A descriptive phrase/adjective. Something or someone that reaches a pinnacle of perfection. Can refer to a person, body part, situation, etc.
"That's some fine-assery".
"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."
"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."
"Accomplishing that job took a measure of fine-assery."
"The team accomplished feats of the finest-of-asseries."
by RSMedia December 29, 2022
Get the Fine-Asserymug. It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021
Get the bum asserymug.