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Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing
There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.
by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021
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Asset Flip

A usually low-quality video game made solely with premade assets from game making stores, most popularly the Unity Asset Store.
This game is the worst! No effort put into it, it's just a bad asset flip!
by JohnShiertYT November 3, 2018
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Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.
He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.
by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022
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Intangible Asset

Intangible asset are those assets of the company which cannot be touched like goodwill, patents, trade marks.
When company A acquires Company B, then amount of money A pays over actual values of B comes under goodwill which is intangible asset.
by Transtutors June 27, 2013
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liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).
Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.
Damn, that girl has some nice assets!
by Allie May 13, 2005
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assenterbot

A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".

A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"

Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.

Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!
by MrPi October 1, 2006
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