by monsterdragon June 8, 2017
Get the ass show off mug.means to say stop yelling at me, like when your wife is yelling at you and you just want her to forgive something stupid you did
by steveocanadian September 13, 2011
Get the get off my ass mug.when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.
oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 2, 2009
Get the firing off some ass missels mug.The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 21, 2006
Get the drunk off my ass mug.by Brando wallis June 1, 2018
Get the high off my ass mug.1. Keep talking that shit homie and I'll beat the breaks off your ass.
2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
2. Girl, lets go back to my crib, so I can get beat the breaks off your ass.
by drew251 February 21, 2009
Get the Beat The Breaks Off Your Ass mug.Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
by budd April 24, 2005
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