Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

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assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

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assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.

I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.

by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021

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assassinatin'

(v) when somebody does something in fine execution or very well. Generally used in reference to jokes, fashion or dancing.

1. Wow, John practically has people falling out of their seats with his stand up routine tonight. He's assassinatin'.
2. Dang, shawty came correct today. She assassinatin' in that dress.
3. Matt was assassinatin' with that krumpin he was doin' at Kate's sweet 16. I think she was jealous of his performance.

by Kah-Toh February 11, 2009

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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth

After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination

by jaymboct September 26, 2009

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