Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

assjacket

No word is safe from the word 'ass.' Examples are asshat, assjacket, asspants, assglasses, assscarf, assassin, asslick, asshole, assimilate, assfuck, asshead, asspacket, associated, assymetrical, and the ever-popular assmaster.

You're such an assjacket!
What an asshat!
ASSHOLE!!!
Those different looking things are assymetrical.
I chose to be an assassin on this RPG.
Wanna assfuck?

by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005

assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

by Loogy June 5, 2011

assjacked

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

by MackDaddyT May 1, 2006

assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

by haleymichael October 22, 2010

assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015