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California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!
by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009
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Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
You're such a cream ass!
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.
I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone
by NeenaNika September 2, 2008
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Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.
Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007
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cream ass

A build up of poop bits, sweat, and general wraunch that builds up between your butt cheeks on a hot summer day. Can also occur if one doesn't wipe thoroughly enough.

AKA: Butt Cheese, Crack Cheddar
by babydog February 10, 2008
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ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.
I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016
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ass crammer

by Nasy Brett December 18, 2003
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