asleep

To place a fool to sleep with brute force; To disrupt someone's balance while intoxicated; To disrespect someone to a severe level.

I told those fools to go asleep.

Go asleep, ho.

If you tired, be quiet and go asleep.

by Bark at these fools July 6, 2008

My Leg Is Asleep

A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11

>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps

>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened

one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"

then everyone began doing this

>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around

>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep

by Ice Man 72 August 14, 2011

Asleoples

Worse than Sheoples (Sheeples) who just follow the herd mentality of the masses, who listen to mainstream news and media and believe that all is good in the world as long as they have their tv, falling prices and cheap goods from Chinamart and sports on tv...

Asleoples are people who may as well be braindead. These are the people who are truly asleep at the wheel.

You tell them something and they respond with, "Wow, I never heard of that..." and not just once, but often.

Asleoples don't know the basics of life like "righty tighty, lefty loosey" (go look it up on Google if I have to explain) or what cursive writing is or references to pop culture and history for the past 100 years of their country is all about.

They are worse than Sheoples because they contribute even less than them.

I walked up to a young guy, at the Occupy Wall Street rally, who was obviously one of the asleoples. I asked him what the current topic of conversation was as well as the direction of the movement and what progress they were making? He replied, "I don't know dude... I'm just standing here because I don't have a job and I can get in on a pizza and other things for only a few bucks. This place is pretty cool."

by OahnX March 28, 2013

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 6, 2008

asleeping

What you are doing when you leave your msn on overnight. This term is used primarily in msn conversations or away messages. You are away and asleep. You are asleeping.

MSN name: Jam: Been replaced by a 23yr old emo fuckball/Sex knows who she is - asleeping

by teddyrux July 2, 2006

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016