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Asleoples 

Worse than Sheoples (Sheeples) who just follow the herd mentality of the masses, who listen to mainstream news and media and believe that all is good in the world as long as they have their tv, falling prices and cheap goods from Chinamart and sports on tv...

Asleoples are people who may as well be braindead. These are the people who are truly asleep at the wheel.

You tell them something and they respond with, "Wow, I never heard of that..." and not just once, but often.

Asleoples don't know the basics of life like "righty tighty, lefty loosey" (go look it up on Google if I have to explain) or what cursive writing is or references to pop culture and history for the past 100 years of their country is all about.

They are worse than Sheoples because they contribute even less than them.
I walked up to a young guy, at the Occupy Wall Street rally, who was obviously one of the asleoples. I asked him what the current topic of conversation was as well as the direction of the movement and what progress they were making? He replied, "I don't know dude... I'm just standing here because I don't have a job and I can get in on a pizza and other things for only a few bucks. This place is pretty cool."
Asleoples by OahnX March 28, 2013
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asleepness 

asleepness (noun) /əˈsli pnəs/
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.
1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”
asleepness by zenithzero June 7, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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