A race who is said to:
1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)
1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)
There are some asians who get bad grades, and have lazy parents. Not everyone's exactly the same. Being asian can sometimes be a curse to your life since you have extremely high expectations from others. Why can't they just be like normal people?
by jsano July 11, 2014
Get the Asianmug. Stranger: Oh my god did you see that asian!?
Stranger’s Friend: Yes! That asian is so smart and awesome.
Stranger’s Friend: Yes! That asian is so smart and awesome.
by A Smart Humab January 25, 2018
Get the Asianmug. Asians are fucking smart respect a Asian u shall bow to the Asian and don’t even call him Chinese if they ain’t Asian we gonna spank yo as
I need help Asian comes bow to him
by Hurhguhrufruhfrfuh May 8, 2018
Get the Asianmug. the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include:
we are freakishly smart (which is true)
we are yellow shorties
we sound like Peter Chao
we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes
we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc.
Facts about us:
we are smarticle particles
we are actually very fashionable
we're actually pretty popular
we are AWESOME!!!!
we are freakishly smart (which is true)
we are yellow shorties
we sound like Peter Chao
we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes
we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc.
Facts about us:
we are smarticle particles
we are actually very fashionable
we're actually pretty popular
we are AWESOME!!!!
Bob: Do you like being Asian?
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO!
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO!
by asnfan101 November 13, 2010
Get the Asianmug. A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
Get the Asianmug. Common terms: Usually used to determine someone of the race from the Asian area. Someone who excels at math and science but struggles at English (mostly used as a stereotype).
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".
(White) Person 1: "Hey you, you are smart at math, go do my math homework."
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"
by LovinSpy January 8, 2022
Get the Asianmug. The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014
Get the Asianmug.