pulled an ashton

Falling down brutally/fake fall

Hey Caleb pulled an Ashton
Yeah he does it for attention

by bettah November 24, 2018

Assonet

A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pronounce it "ass-on-it". We have an elementary school, that's it. Our commercial businesses are limited to Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, and banks. Roads lead to nowhere, people from outside come to see a rock, and we share a lake with Lakeville. One road stretches the entire town, and one more ruins the town. It's where the only car accidents happen outside the Highschool (which is in two towns over, by the way) and the cheerleaders there got MTV 'made', and still stink. Everyone knows everyone, because there's no one. We know not to walk on chase, or to go in the state forest at night. Girlscouts go missing, and cabins burn down, but the people of the town gather eachyear for 4th of July and we can't afford a library. No one votes, but everyone complains, and the schoolboard takes 15 minutes to talk about sandwiches, then takes a 45 minute break. Nothing changes but the faces and the names, and there are more deer then men.

College Representative: So, where are you from?
Applicant: Assonet
College Representative: What's Assonet?

by Makobi December 24, 2008

Dirty Ashton

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

Ashton (girl)

Ashton is a hot badass who gets all the guys and will never betray her friends, she is not a backstaber. If you ever come across a Ashton do not leave her side. She is amazing sweet and kind.Always smells amazing, and has a huge heart for animals.

Wow dude did you see Ashton (girl) go by?!

by paint47 October 17, 2019

Ashkon

The greatest person you will ever meet. Sexy hair and beautiful eyes. Also he is Persian and Turkish and has Royal Blood. Also he has a love for taking care of animals. He is the nicest person you will meet. Also Loves water. And is very Social but sometimes stingy and selfish

Wow you look like and Ashkon

by overslept July 30, 2017

ashton harrold

Ashton Harrold is the nicest, hottest, and sweetest guy any girl would be lucky to have.

Wow I wish I was an Ashton Harrold!

by Anonymous :) May 14, 2015

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020