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ash wednesday

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads
Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.
by hobrarian March 3, 2004
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

ash wednesday

a day where you get your forehead dirty.
man that priest slipped the old big thumb nose to hair liner. man i look like im black foreheaded
by whymanwhy March 6, 2004
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ash wednesday

The Day that Jews dont have shit smudged on their forehead
Bernie Goldstein walked down the street look at all the Gentiles with shit all over their forehead, then remembering it was Ash Wednesday
by Noah Pinzur March 2, 2004
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday
Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.
by justo effe August 10, 2007
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

ash wednesday

crowning on a girl/guys forehead right between the eyes, leaving an "ash wednesday" like mark on the forehead.
last nite, Tim asked what I did with her. I said, "I gave her an Ash Wednesday"....he said, how could you, it was friday!!!!
by dirty preacher March 17, 2009
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

ash wednesday

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson
by c8 March 1, 2004
mugGet the ash wednesdaymug.

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me
by austingale March 8, 2008
mugGet the crank that ash wednesdaymug.

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