Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"
Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."
Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"
Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."
Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
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Known for being the lead guitarist of Metal band Patera who he formed with his Brother Vinnie-paul
After Pantera Broke up he formed a new band with his brother called Damageplan
During one of Damageplans live concerts some fucking physco jumped on stage and shot him
RIP Brother Dime
Known for being the lead guitarist of Metal band Patera who he formed with his Brother Vinnie-paul
After Pantera Broke up he formed a new band with his brother called Damageplan
During one of Damageplans live concerts some fucking physco jumped on stage and shot him
RIP Brother Dime
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Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.
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Get the asbophobia mug.Anti Social Behaviour Order - Used against unruly youths who cannot conform to normal society's rules and regulations. See ASBO's.
However, an ASBO can also be a classification of a person. Some of the worst Townies and Scallys are good examples of an ASBOs. They are the creme de la creme of delinquency, intent on causing anger, pain and destruction mainly due to their unnaturally small brain which is set on one thing: reproducing.
They are low-life scum, and are usually the result of bad parenting. A firm beating or installing the fear of God in them as a child can usually prevent the ASBO trait from developing.
Male ASBO – Typically aged 12-18: Looks for a “fit beyhatch, mon init” (female) to “prong” (reproduce with). Older ASBOs can be found waiting in the dole line.
Female ASBO – Typically aged 13-18: Main requirement is to become pregnant. Can usually be found reproducing in a bus shelter. Will name their child after a character on Eastenders.
However, an ASBO can also be a classification of a person. Some of the worst Townies and Scallys are good examples of an ASBOs. They are the creme de la creme of delinquency, intent on causing anger, pain and destruction mainly due to their unnaturally small brain which is set on one thing: reproducing.
They are low-life scum, and are usually the result of bad parenting. A firm beating or installing the fear of God in them as a child can usually prevent the ASBO trait from developing.
Male ASBO – Typically aged 12-18: Looks for a “fit beyhatch, mon init” (female) to “prong” (reproduce with). Older ASBOs can be found waiting in the dole line.
Female ASBO – Typically aged 13-18: Main requirement is to become pregnant. Can usually be found reproducing in a bus shelter. Will name their child after a character on Eastenders.
E.g. 1:
Person A: "I hear a car alarm going off."
Person B: "There must be an ASBO near by."
E.g. 2:
Person A: "Please don't beat me senseless..."
ASBO 1: "Yah mon, u iz da nerd, mi beyhatch iz pumpin, init"
Person A: "I hear a car alarm going off."
Person B: "There must be an ASBO near by."
E.g. 2:
Person A: "Please don't beat me senseless..."
ASBO 1: "Yah mon, u iz da nerd, mi beyhatch iz pumpin, init"
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