Artichokie

A baby artichoke. Much cuter that the full-grown adult size.

Okie Dokie Artichokie

by Mikroula January 12, 2010

artificial deadline

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.

"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."

by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016

Article 13

The death of YouTubers.

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person

by Alien Weed April 10, 2019

Artificial difficulty

A term to describe games that have enemies that are too powerful to be killed even through intelligent gameplay and the player must resort to cheap tactics and exploits because the enemy cannot be killed in a straight up fight due their health and damage surpassing the player's. The difference between artificial difficulty and real difficulty is that real difficulty can be overcome through intelligent gameplay such as planning out how you will attack a group so you will not take any damage, being patient, and being cautious. Real difficulty is achieved through enemies that have intelligent abilities that the player must learn and learn to avoid while artificial difficulty is achieved simply by raising the enemies' damage and health.

Skyrim on Master is artificial difficulty. Enemies are no more intelligent than normal, but have double health and damage.

by chiller678 April 6, 2013

Artificial Hunger

Hunger created by an outside source, for instance marijuana.

Bob: Hey man your eating a lot more than yesterday, i thought the depression was causing you to have no appetite.

Joe: Yeah it was, this is just artificial hunger from that blunt i smoked 20 minutes ago.

by Bstaff1219 January 2, 2011

Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

Altixan

The epitome of beauty. Aphrodite and Athena in a 5''5 package.

Damn, is that your girl? She's styling like Altixan.

by Robe and Wizard Hat January 28, 2009