(n); A person who follows the latest hipster trends no matter how unbearable they prove to be. Just so they could be more hipster than the next guy.
"Does that guy actually like watching Portlandia and listening to The Growlers?"
"No he's just an artificial hipster."
"No he's just an artificial hipster."
by Skinn Rols September 10, 2014
Get the Artificial Hipster mug.Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022
Get the artificial closeness mug.to be in a state of happiness through the consumption of drugs, whether it be alcohol, weed, ecstasy, etc. It is called artificial happiness because you rely on a substance to make you happy, thus making it artificial, since it doesn't come naturally.
retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.
retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.
1. Yo, I'm feeling so emo right now, I'm going to pop a pill to be in a state of artificial happiness!!!!
(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)
2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!
(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)
2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!
by cilla so ill March 19, 2007
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My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
Get the Artificial Stupidity mug.drama or conflict created over otherwise trivial matters, normally due to boredom over a mundane or uneventful life (quite common in high school social circles)
by UM North Quad July 31, 2011
Get the artificial drama mug.When AI is created incorrectly and therefore is dysfunctional and ignorant; vs. a new form of superior intellect.
All the hype about the future of AI was ruined by its true essence of ARTIFICIAL IGNORANCE that made it worthless.
by Major Thomas May 20, 2018
Get the Artificial Ignorance mug.Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
by quickly becoming useless October 19, 2003
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