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april 13 

The month of axes, Thomas Jeffersons birthday and the day where an asteroid might hit us in 2036.
THE YEAR 2036 APRIL 12TH

A: Hey have you heard about tomorrow april 13th?
B: Oh I hear that's Thomas Jeffersons birthday!
A: Ah yes, and an asteroid will be hitting the planet killing thousands of people
B: lol!
april 13 by Ponkpunk May 28, 2018

April 13 

national eat your dad day eat all of dat organs!!!!
April 13 by hehejoe October 27, 2019

April 13 

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!
April 13 by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

April 13 

The day Neil was banging out the tunes
"It's April 13, time to send pictures of Neil banging out the tunes for the 15th year!"
April 13 by georgog April 13, 2021

April 13 

nation don’t listen to your parents day
Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13
April 13 by machary April 6, 2022

April 13 

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people
it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks
April 13 by Nbz123 April 12, 2019