Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest

Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!

by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

by 'eh July 16, 2007

apple-ause

Applause coming from apple geeks, found at any Apple Device launch party, who are so infatuated with Steve Jobs that they will overlook the supposed credentials of the new device and just clap hysterically at the mere mention of Jobs's name.

Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.

by mrincognito September 10, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.

Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.

by AK-Nick July 20, 2009

Appleanus

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.

Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.

by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010

Applausion

An explosion of applause

"Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!"

by Max A. January 29, 2006