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Apolonized

a-POL-o-nized

To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.

To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.

To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.

Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno

Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!

Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
by MzMarketing February 19, 2010
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apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.
Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.
by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012
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Matt Engelbertson's porn preference is apology bukkake
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Apoorva

Apoorva is a very sweet bunny of a girl who takes care of everyone around her and charms them with her innocent smile.
People were afraid of meeting her since she is a cop, but then she turned out to be such an apoorva.
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apologin

actually means apologizing but it was too long and didn't flow so kanye made it shorter, therefore changing it to apologin' so it would sound better.
don't everr fix your lips like collagen,
then say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'

MANN YOU BETTER BE APOLOGIN' SOOON!
or ima KICK YOUR ASS :<
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Apologetic Mushroom

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
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loki_apologist

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!
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