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Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).
Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.
by John Fremont June 21, 2007
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Apollo 69er

a slang term used by truckers meaning "I'm looking to fuck any living organism right now, regardless of race or species because I have been on the road without sex for an incredibly long period of time"
Trucker 1: Whoooo eeeeee! I gotta gets me some Apollo 69er 'er else my dadgome dicks gonna fall off!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
by Adolph Oliver Nipplez December 20, 2008
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Apollo

Because the previous people got it wrong Apollo is a Greek God and his twin sister is Artemis and not Athena !!! The father is Zeus the biggest God of the 12 Gods of mount Olympus !! Apollo, the Sun god, brings life-giving heat and light to Earth.As patron god of musicians and poets Arts,sun and beauty, he carries a lyre and his symbol represents the “egg of creation”.
* One of the most important Olympian gods
* Apollo replaced the Titan Helios as the sun god; however, the Greeks didn’t delete Helios completely but referred to both of them as the Sun gods.
* The arrows of Apollo and Artemis invariably killed and the Greeks explained epidemics of diseases by supposing that they were shooting their arrows at people; and so, by praying to Apollo, the epidemic might be made to stop. In this way, Apollo became associated with the cure of diseases.
had a son, Asclepius who is better known under the Roman version of the name, Aesculapius
* He was a mortal medical healer who was so successful that he was reputed to have the ability to bring the dead back to life; which resulted in complaints by Hades. As a result, to keep peace in the godly family, Zeus killed him with a thunderbolt.
* The snake was a symbol of medicine and doctors and the Latin name for his constellation is Ophiuchus (oh fee YOO kuhs) which means “serpent-holder”.
He is considered the ideal of manly beauty, so that a very handsome man might be called an “Apollo”. He is also the god of poetry and music.
by wildflowergr February 3, 2010
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Apollo

Apollo; someone you should keep very close to you. Apollo may be horny and a bit of a crackhead, but that doesn't mean he's a bad person. Quite the opposite effect. He's very charming with how loud and crackheaded he could be. He's very open with everyone, however he doesn't deal with serious situations very well and often will diffuse seriousness stuff with memes of funny quips, but finds himself regretting it afterwards. He's very loyal and very clingy, a great significant other for anyone; male or female. Apollo is a very cuddly male, gives the best hugs and kisses; affections in general. He loves to show everyone he loves them, platonically or not. Very, very sweet, but does have a bad side. Though an Apollo's fuse is very long. It takes a lot for him to get angry.
Person A; Wow. He's so sweet, such an Apollo!

Person B; Yeah, but he is kinda loud, don't you think?
by mrnagitokinnie November 9, 2019
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Apollonas

Apollonas is a name. But what a name! Apollonas is a person that has lived entire centuries but still is young- in mind! Some people say that he is old but in reality he is old and young at the same time! He is a stubborn person, and hard to approach but in the end he is a brother.
-Hey this guy is so old, he is such an Apollomas!

-You forgot your keys again, but you are such an Apollonas.
by Enedbra November 20, 2021
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Apollo 69

All you need is a hallway, a rolling chair, and a willing girlfriend.

The girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the "69" on each other. When he is about to cum, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3... 2... 1...) then as he cums on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts "Lift Off!" as she goes rolling down the hall with the his cum leaving her like flames out the bottom of a space ship.
I had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because I gave my girl the Apollo 69 last night.
by Character Choice October 15, 2009
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Apollo 440

One of the greatest musical geniuses of UK dance music, covering several genres including Dub, Rock, Breakbeat, Ambient, Acid Jazz, etc. Originally a 3-men band: Norman Fisher-Jones, Howard Gray and Trevor Gray. They have added musicians to their recording and live performances along the way. Well-known tracks: Ain't Talkin' Bout Dub, Stop The Rock and Lost In Space (theme song of the movie of the same name). Well-respected among their peers: Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, Underworld, etc.
Ain't Talkin' Bout Dub by Apollo 440 is actually a modern, smashing, dub version of Van Halen's Ain't Talkin Bout Love!
by Fat Rabbit October 16, 2006
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