Apishan

Absolute, bum sweat. Apishan is the kinda guy to make you feel stupid in every subject that you take. If he doesn’t try as hard as he does his mother will beat him with a chancla.

Nobody really notices anything other than his work effort. As this is the most prominent thing he shows.

Fuck man, I did so bad in that test. Oh I bet Apishan did well the fucking bludclart!

by Coochieman69420 October 1, 2020

Apissany

A great realisation as one pisses

Guys.. just had an apissany. We need some more girls in 'ere (serious) (still) (omg)

by Joshy Mr. Dulwich Lyons October 11, 2015

apisocaking

Apisocaking – trying to take a piece of a cake. In other words, trying to get someone’s done thing.

Hey, Linda, I would like to join your band.
– Hey, buf, stop kickin’ dicks n apisocaking, better u to join my band when it was not famous, u lil bustard.

Then, after getting friends with «Members Only» band, he successfully apisocaked.

by Markus Freakshow October 9, 2017

Apisocaking

Apisocaking – trying to take a piece of a cake. In other words, trying to get something done not by you.

1.
– Hey, Linda, I would like to join your band.
– Hey, buf, stop apisocaking, you had a chance to join my band when it was not famous, but you refused.

2. Then, after getting friends with «Members Only» band, he successfully apisocaked.

by Markus Freakshow October 9, 2017

Apisscopalian

Someone who supports alcohol as their religion and partakes regularly

Hey what’s the deal with Rob?
He’s an Apisscopalian you'll get a drink with him

by Garyfromthattimeyouknowwhen January 12, 2020

apisake

Apisake is an incredibly nice girl who gives you lunch money, supports you, defends you, would lie for you AND, will never ever EVER ditch you for other people. And if you bully her or ghost her, your an idiot. You know SHES THAT BITCH THAT WILL HIDE A BODY FOR YOU. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Girl: I wish I had a friend that actually accepts me for who I am.

Girl 2: You should talk to Apisake! Her instagram is api_hel.

by Dhsjskdjxnejdjc July 7, 2020

Apishan

Textbook shagger. That guy who always thinks his answer is right when the power of ten was wrong. Drinks red wine in a bath, eggs his own house regularly to be accepted by his peers.

Kisses his dad on the lips goodnight after being tucked in. Sister shagger, once cried after getting 99% on a test

Doesn’t Black Friday shop from fear of white Karen’s. However can arm wrestle a great white shark.

Needed his appendix removed but wanted to eat grass which prevented surgery.

Stephen: Have you seen Apishan?

Ben: nah he’s probably snorting a line of his dads bunda

by Coochieman69420 October 15, 2020