An anonymous moose.
You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.
But it will find you.
And it will moose you to death.
You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.
But it will find you.
And it will moose you to death.
Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"
Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."
Jim: "Is it dangerous?"
Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."
Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"
Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."
Jim: "Is it dangerous?"
Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."
Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"
by Muffin_Of_Doom5 September 16, 2009
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by Debris December 27, 2004
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The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.
Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.
Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.
MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.
COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.
MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.
COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.
MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.
by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009
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Anonymous is made up of white arts degree students, who are never going to face any real challenge or hardship in their tame lives, so they compensate by trying to be part of anonymous.
by gsdgsd May 9, 2008
Get the anonymous mug.Self proclaimed "Hackers on Steroids". Bunch of 14 year olds who probably never have been socially accepted at school. Usually making agressive comments towards African-Americans. Not exactly a powerful force due to the fact if a situation occurs in which their community (4chan) shuts down , they will whine like sissy bitches. Secondly , no one IRL knows about them , let alone cares lol. But hey , it's for the lulz right?
John: Dude , Anonymous is getting stronger.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots protesting outside of the Scientology thing?
John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day!
Sam: Oh please , not even Apple is scared of them.
Sam: You mean that group of faggots protesting outside of the Scientology thing?
John: Yea! Theyre gonna rule the world one day!
Sam: Oh please , not even Apple is scared of them.
by BobisBomb August 15, 2008
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by Former Anon April 22, 2009
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anonymous=trolls
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