the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
by angler9000 May 08, 2009
When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
Dangling happiness in front of somebody until they've been caught in the icy jaws of marriage and are absorbed into one being like angler fish.
A: Have you heard from Rowland lately?
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.
B: No he's been caught by the angler affect, he's gone forever.
by TherealDLimb December 11, 2016
by Neneene January 31, 2022
What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.
If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
To be drawn by false hope or deceptive promise into ruin; lured by something that leads to one's own destruction.
by Horrous April 19, 2025
by RespectYourShelf December 10, 2019