amazon river angler

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.

dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

by angler9000 May 8, 2009

Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019

angler-management issues

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.

As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 16, 2021

Angler

1. In online dating, one who uses particular camera angles to make themselves appear more attractive (mainly thinner), than they really are, in photos.

That broad is an angler; she looked good in her photos, but turned out to be a tore up whale.

by Mallux June 22, 2016

angler

Someone that likes to whip their rod out in public and does terrible things to animals with it.

Stay away from that creep on the dock; he's an angler.

by RespectYourShelf December 10, 2019

Not Angler

Someone named angler whom is not angler

I just kitted not angler

by Neneene January 31, 2022